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The Rev. P.F. McSmearbritches
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Hey, did you guys notice that the title of the game does the same thing you're doing, with the intermittent capitalization of the letters?

Thanks, Josh.

That's right, Heche. That he was able to accommodate forty large cocks is astounding; that he did it simultaneously boggles the mind.

Well, I never!

I'm just pleased to have finally heard Josh Modell's voice.

Gargle Madness?

Kid Dickarus?

Excitedyke?

A Boy and His Blobs?

Boobie Bobble?

Fellate or Die?

The Adventures of Bi-curious Billy?

I put some DNA in your mom's mouth, once.

The organizers of a Polyamorous Folks' convention had to see that one coming. I hope the tarpaulin industry saw a sharp uptick.

…there's a "right part" of East Texas?

But, DCRJ, the scenario you describe would still only provide you with 1.3 cocks. Break down the math how you wish.

Eat this in front of a mirror and just try to make eye contact with yourself during or afterward. It cannot be done.

But will it float?

Actually, it aptly describes the chin(s) of the diner as the meal progresses.

Tuxedo's comment looks like the moment I throw down my pencil and loudly storm out of the SATs, yelling how the analogy section is impenetrable bullshit.