Banmar, that fantasy played out in my head every day from age 13 to… well, death, I assume.

I liked him on Cougee Howser, but he was hilarious in Harold and Kugar Go To White Castle.

The veiny cock routine has Milton Berle written all over it.

Val Kil.

If anyone gets already-mild expectations dashed into ennui and boredom tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in The Incredible Hulk.

That idea sucks cock.

Colt-45 cases don't buy themselves.

What are you doing, buttering them first?

What's her Kindle?

(ahem)

Given what we know of Bill's background, Donna, I halfway felt they had to erase that as his possible apartment because it didn't go far ENOUGH.

I don't recall Linda Lovelace ever saying that.

Remember that time in high school when we gave blood, and it turned out we were different blood types?

What year is pissing ON firsties?

Gonna go…
BACK in ti-ime!!!

Right, because of gay.

Guys, come on.
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How I imagine those two pictures intersecting.
"I have visual on the package. Nuzzling is imminent. Control, we have nuzzling. Regroup. Prepare for public canoodling."

Well, if your choices were die or live your life staring at Owen Wilson's nose every day, wouldn't you pick the same?

You forgot an artfully interjected "dur du-durr."