Shoot the tube.

I'm pretty tolerant…
…but I can't help but be appalled that someone went to the trouble of making "Hostel For Dogs."

Sounds like a real hoot.

TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE!!

If your name appears third or later in the opening credits…

No, so you can yell "hell naw" when the killer first pops up in front of you.

Just because the greasy ex-con drilling your ass is grunting, "Whose ass is this? Whose ass is this?" the whole time, it doesn't imply that his cock is yours.

I was hoping Arsenio was talking about Asher Roth.

I just did a text search and found one mention of J. Michael Straczynski and no mentions of Rising Stars, which invents its own mythology and characters for accessibility's sake, doesn't take too terribly long to tell its pre-set story (three graphic novels, if I recall), and tells a genuinely poignant and satisfying…

That was Jonah Hill.

Elrond, I just spent a fruitless minute attempting to form a portmanteau out of "Crunch credentials" that was actually legible.

More like Daddy WarSUCKS, right?

Well, I know I sure as hell didn't have gender with your mother last eve.

I'm nearly done scouting locations for "Supermodels Pleasure Me."

Can I put them in my dehydrator, though, so I can have the full flavor of a Sham-Wow in a bite-sized chip?

Not to mention, Ayn Rand gets almost immediately soggy in milk.

I always thought
…that "Morgan Spurlock" sounded like the name of some minor character in the background of the Mos Eisley cantina.

Not to mention The Life of David Gale!

Nope, still Failies.

Someone told her Gerard Butler directed Knocked Up.