Hagar is so rarely, truly Horrible that I finally had to stop reading as a conscientious decision.

Who else rounds out that list?

Well. That could have ended better.

Failed R-sies.

I think we'd get along, Last. I enjoy a bit of pussy in my sex dreams.

Just made a quick stopover in a quiet town, did ya?

Number Twelve Looks Just Like You is brilliant. Good suggestion.

Not soon enough.

(tears his counter-argument into a million tiny pieces)

I make that vote every day, smauis.

Never invited?

Even more odd, all of this mistakenly happened in front of the confused 7:45 audience for What Lies Beneath.

You're a fucking idiot. Conglaturation.

Can't speak for anyone but myself, but Video Game Week sounds fucking awesome, and I would devour every article.

As what, an emetic?

Damn. That's some Wilt-Chamberlain-level conquesting. No Muggle could possibly do this.

Fitting, since I was in the next room chastising his wife at that exact moment for continuing to drag her teeth across the head, despite my repeated statements of distaste.

At least put them on a lithograph, to class 'em up.

Just be careful moving those around. Crushed velvet needs to be cradled.

Their 2005 acquisition of Linus' Lithograms didn't bring all of the former's fans along, sadly.