Hey kids!
I'm a computer!

I always assumed you'd have a bender's voice.

The DSM-IV doesn't yet recognize "paedoposteritophobia," but give it time.

If' that's wrong, damnit, I don't want to be right.

No thanks.
I prefer to be funny in things I send electronically.

I didn't know you were a woman, Mervin.

"Looks like The O-Needers."

Seems like a crass and tacky idea…
…but this house I just bought has a Noam Chomsky Reading Room that's just begging for an update and a fresh coat of paint… hmm…

A picture of Ginsberg would have sufficed.

I'll take both.

Idiot.

Idiot.

That's no way to talk about your wife.

It does make you the first name crossed off of the list of possible invites to my next house party, though.

Regarding Major Dundee…
…I don't really know much about military rank, but was he more decorated when he became a Major, or when he was a Crocodile?

Oh, and Farmer Ted and Fats Pinto. Your posts weren't there when I posted.

These ideas are very clever. How's that working out for the six of you, being clever?

Well, Speaking English, I guess you and I will be the ones who get it, for now.

You definitely told us you'd say that, Jimbolaya.

But, Seabiscuit begins with an S.