The Aristocrats!

Hunsweasel, you have made me laugh twice in one thread. Cheers to you, sir/madame.

A Red Pen Diary?

This is where OTP comes in and gives it a D.

I, too, am curious about that particular over-the-counter yeast infection treatment.

Wouldn't you be, if you drank that shit?

Double-take.
Looked like "Until David balls."

Also, consider the sudden spike in Christian Finnegan using "I have a black friend" as a defense in arguments, beginning around the same time.

Stay classy, San Diego.

Fucking A.

I enjoyed the highlights…
…and articles about the previous season of Britain's Got Talent, if only because I could pretend that they'd crowned a dead Cambodian dictator the winner.

Oh, and the Jawarhalal naming trend confused Muncie, Indiana kindergarten teachers for a couple of years, but never went nationwide.

SILLY JORGE NO ONE ON HERMAN'S HEAD WAS NAMED THAT!

I could bring my tiny teddy!

Wait, wait. "Parker Fucking Lewis" is a completely different DVD.

Finally, justification for this "Hoof Arted" ballcap I insist on wearing everywhere.

@Robutnik:

Great.
Now all I need is the Herman's Head DVD and I'm set.

When I was a lad,
…she appeared on (I believe) Letterman's show to promote a film I've now long forgotten, and made such a horrid impression on me that I've been (probably unfairly) biased against her for most of the time since.

YOU'RE excited? Feel these nipples!