(spit) I'll make yew a man, boah.

Ah. That probably makes more sense than my first guess, "Later, ya'll."

That's probably for the best.

Yeah, I've been meaning to tell you, and there's never been a good time, but your wife drags her teeth sometimes, thinking I like that. I don't. Is that a habit you've let her develop?

Til Death?
That fucking show is still on?

The acoustics in here suck.

So, a shot of Pam could conceivably make a shot IN Pam better?

Funny, he doesn't look a day over forty-three-year-old-butch-lesbian.

Talk about how lazy this interviewing tactic is.
I know it's inconsequential and idiosyncratic and surely other polysyllabic "i" words, but goddamnit, do I hate the Cheryl-Miller-style interview tactic that leads off this piece.

Surprisingly, that post is just legit enough to quit.

Softball pitch.
Man, this comment board is filled with more unexpected cock than…

Wait, I'm good with riddles. Tell it to me again?

Sadly, I have no answers to your questions. I just hope you don't mind several of us saying Shepard Fairey looked like a Danish porn star, last week.

A WIN IS YOUR ACHIEVE.

Whereas those of us back home are just getting baked and worrying about IUDs (or a lack thereof).

Why's it gotta be a BLACK hole? Huh? Are we not above calling out Al Roker solely because he's black?

I very earnestly love this proliferation of creative, non-douche Caruso imitators of late.

Give it time.

I agree with most of the sentiments in this thread. While my woody member has never had the slightest interest in any of Ms. Paltrow's assumedly dry and joyless crevices, I can say with much consternation that every word or action she inhabits now further endangers my ability to rewatch and enjoy The Talented Mr.…

I believe it was beloved theologian Kenneth Rogers who opined that one ought to know when to fold 'em.