Vicky Vale!

Marley & Me.

Charlie Tuna, you got anything to say to this guy?

@littlealex:

To even suggest otherwise is to invite a TKO from Tokyo.

They could just borrow the transcript from her interview with Charlie Brown's teacher, and few would be able to tell the difference.

Jorge, may I collapse my blinding-rage hatred of Phil Jackson's smug fucking face into the ongoing Kobe hatred, such that a delicious "Fuck the Lakers as a whole" sandwich may emerge, with relish?

Well, I welcome the change of pace, as usually it's just the one where I see myself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

I tried to rent it,
…but upon further inspection of the clothing-challenged women on the DVD case, I believe I grabbed "Ride of Some Valkyries" by mistake.

Or Season 2 of The Misadventures of Whimsy Arlington.

As a proud owner of Shawn Kemp: You Gonna Finish That Bundt Cake? on laserdisc, I still can't see myself picking this one up.

Carl and Harriet Winslow are gonna beat all of your asses.

Yeah, but by then he was working on building that house with Kevin Kline AND he'd gotten that gig fake-writing for The New Republic, so he wasn't bereft of panty-dropping ability.

I'd be sure to glance at them as I went a'gutter.

"I now know why you cry… whoa…"

That there is a novelization of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey in existence hurts my feelings.

Even though they are unremittingly and objectively stupid now, I was in a bit of awe at the Quintessons in the (good) Transformers movie.

There is no "good" place to put this, so here.
I had a dream last night that I logged onto the AV Club and saw a message thread that began exactly as follows:

Ed Begley Sr. doesn't even wish he was Ed Begley Jr.

Also, one of your balls was plainly visible due to the short shorts.