Hot Diggity Dog's comment made me snort. At work.

Or he could be 16, which makes the whole anecdote fucking awesome.

They're like dandelion seeds in that way.

It took probably two appearances on Conan and Letterman, each, before I finally sorted out that Kristen Chenowith and Amy Sedaris weren't the same lady.

You think you've got it bad, grrrace, I drew #342 for my time with your mom.

Lou Bega, for someone who dies while trying to offer oral sex to strangers in exchange for enough money to buy a hot meal?

If nothing else…
…it gives Mitch Hurwitz a more recent heartbreak cancellation than our beloved Arrested Development.

Sharks in shark movies be all, "NOM NOM NOM"

Holy shit, Jorge.

Fritz, you're thinking of Danny Pintauro.

Five 'S's, I believe.

I took your mom to Fist City.

(sprints in)

That was goddamned hilarious. Cheers, Republican.

So…
…when do we get the Random Roles for Dolly Parton's hair?

Hey yo Jeff, straight up, I think I can beat Mike Tyson.
I used to think Tyson was unbeatable in that game. I tried several dozen times, even going the distance with him on multiple occasions, only to lose each time.

Better out than up.

If you ever have a son, and one time he ACCIDENTALLY sets fire to the living room carpet… go easy on him, okay?

I hear it's pretty ruff.

The battle wages on.
Score one point for Tiffany.