I KNOW RIGHT

THEY SAY GUCCI COMIN' HOME GUCCI COMIN' HOME

I watched it having recently seen Toronto for the first time, with someone who hated it and chirping it, and I was baked out of my gourd— but all that aside, I liked it! If you like sort of wanking stylish thrillers with a twist (I don't always, but I finished feeling positive about most of this one).

I am ready for more unhinged Gyllenhaal. Enemy was a trip and Nightcrawler was gripping.

Damn. I haven't seen this one, so I can't verify or deny. I'm not sure what this means for my hat…

Show me a movie that isn't informed by or a pastiche of other movies and I'll eat my hat

I threw a tv off the cafeteria roof for a talent show in university, so I can attest to how effective it is to do stupid stunts in a grandiose way. His commitment to the bit sells it

Wake me up when the crossover events start happening

As a Canadian, I did not know these existed and now I am certain I need a time machine

Hot take: This movie is going to be awesome. I invoke the case of Ghost Rider vs Ghost Rider 2. The first was hot garbage start to end, and it showed in the box office, so they just went "ah, do whatever" and the sequel turned out absolutely insane— and at least fun to watch.

Oh, this is a blue sky pitch that I really want now!

"Johnson’s Janson"

I just bought and read Beautiful Darkness last week, and while I expected it to be dark, I didn't expect it to be so bewildering. At the end of it I was left with a kind of a smudge of feelings, and I wasn't sure if any of it was really a narrative or just stuff that happened. Maybe I've let my brain rest too much to…