In all seriousness, a good friend of mine who is a medical examiner likes to watch the late night news to see how busy he's gonna be tomorrow. If he aint busy, he can get ed up.

His main problem is his giant head

What is the deal with her eyes? Is she part Asian somehow?

F Jackie

Reading is your friend:

I think it is time
for a black James Bond. Since he's a bunch of different guys, why not have an Afro-Brit play the role?

You know what Heath is saying in the above photo?
"Guess which Olsen Twin my finger smells like. Go on."

Spoiler Alert
The boy who strung the wire was ein Juden and the doctor goes on to remove Hitler's prostate. Fast-forward to the Berlin Wall being built. FIN.

You know what would have been awesome?
If this guy had immolated himself, then we could have had a Chesnutt roasting on an open fire!

I really don't care about much of what the world thinks is good music, so let me qualify my earlier statement by saying that in the United States, nobody will care about them in three years.

Hamburger TIme
Bing-Bam-Boom, it's Hamburger Time!

They blow and they steal melodies. In three years, no one will give a about them.

Damn right. Lifeforce had that rare combo of and zombies that the Academy folks just don't get.

I think it's more like the 14 year old will bring the you that is inside of him to Avatar.

Poul Andersson
Wrote this story in the 50's. Look it up: Call Me Joe from ASTOUNDING STORIES, 1957.

That's why they used to castrate 'tards back in the day, because they could not control their urges. Coupled with retard strength, it makes them pretty formidable machines.

Another thing I thought of is that the palate of a preggo may be altered or compromised due to the differing hormone levels. I wonder if her condition may have clouded her judgment?

She turkey-bastered Anderson Cooper's manchowder, from what I recall

Indeed

What about
Firefly?