This isn't about sexism. It's just that women aren't strong enough to be dragons.

-This is the best day of my life!
-You have 3 kids, Terry.
-I said what I said!!

Whoa! Little Terry did not see that coming!!

-The rumor mill. People love to talk, you know, haha. But they don't always have the facts. Huh, Tina? looking at you.
-What?

-Where were you even hiding that?!
-Let's just say I have a high butt crack.

-I've heard crazy stories about the guy that lives there. Stories not suitable for children.
-Like what, Teddy?
-Ok, I'll tell you……

-Oh, Bob would be great at getting sacrified. He's got the body for it.
-Mhmmm.

-Wait, you assume Hitchcock and I wanna eat that turkey?
-Yeah.
-Thank you.

That concludes our briefing. Now on a personal note, I have some thoughts about Beyonce's "Lemonade" I'd like to share….

[chuckles] A bold personality. We know what that's code for. She's a bitch!

-So, meeting Amy's dad for the first time, huh? You nervous?
-Yeah, a little.
-I was talking to Jake.

The emmys nominate cartoons based on a single episode. They literally picked the only good episode of the show. In fact, it's not just good, it's terrific. But the rest of the show is just lazy garbage.

I'm on the fence as to whether FX really has the movies

Here's to you, Elise and Barb.
Rest forever here in our hearts.
The last and final moment is yours.
That agony is your triumph

They were just telling Pence to break a leg.

That nostalgic reflection stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!

They did have several scenes with Ford sort of teasing Theresa about her relationship with Bernard. But the show obviously has a bunch of twists planned for the future, and the only way they can surprise the audience with them, is by not offering any major hints.

Disney has received permission to fly drones over its theme parks. In an effort to capture or kill Aladdin.

Steve Harvey has issued an apology saying that Celebrity Family Feud is actually the show that has been canceled.

Am I the only who thinks there's no chance in hell they'll be able to make five movies out of this?