Did we ever find out if pee-pee could be a write-off?

Yep, I saw that mere moments after hitting "post" on mine (stupid sexy Chrome find function). Apologies.

Surprised to see no mention of "Lincoln Logs, The State's 90's-style "unauthorized biography" of Abe Lincoln, in which he huffs gas, admits to whipping slaves, and plans to kill John Wilkes Booth after he walks in on an anti-America tirade: