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Gale Boetticher
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Again, that line, about how it was a "relief" that the show wouldn't cross certain lines, was written about the fact that Judith survived the prison attack. Not that Judith didn't get killed by psycho kid today. Nothing I said has indicated that I wanted the baby to die on screen. Reading comprehension is important.

I'm talking mostly about her surviving the prison attack, unlike the comics. Now we get to have more "The baby needs formula! The baby won't stop crying! What are we going to do with the baby?" plots that will be completely insufferable.

Pussed out on killing baby Judith = automatic F.

The fact that they are bumbling/incompetent doesn't change the fact that they aren't good people. It just makes them unsuccessful bad people.

Off the top of my head, from the limited number of episodes I've seen, the guys have……
-Drugged a baby shower full of women with "molly," without their knowledge
-Befriended and protected a pedophile because he could get them into cool parties (changing their mind only after Jillian called the cops and called them out)

I was coming here to say something along those lines. If this exact episode had aired during Season 4, everyone here would be panning it as another paintball-style episode, going back to the well one too many times, unoriginal, etc.. But since Harmon's back, it's GENIUS! PERFECT!

They're hardcore CIA specialist types. Odds are they've had to "buddy up" to plenty of people who have killed many more innocents than Brody is responsible for.

"Strong emotions" …..in Girls. Yeah, no. I don't think the actresses are capable of that.

Why the hell would he poison himself with ricin?  It usually takes between 3 and 7 days to kill someone.  And you essentially die of diarrhea.

Someone is clearly forgetting the "Marie steals stuff" plots.

I've said this before:  There is no way Jesse survives.  His death, after becoming one of the few characters on the show with an active conscience, would be too perfect and too tragic for Gilligan and Co. pass up.  And the fact that he now seems set on destroying Walt….but Walt is still alive in the

In a sign that I have read far too many Savage Love columns…… when I read the bit about how Dan knows he'll get a bunch of letters from ladies who have a thing for guys missing fingers, my first thought was……."Well, I guess it would make fisting easier to take!"

Well, the letter says he's been "wearing, and soiling" them, so it sounds like more than jerking off.

I knew.  You had.  A freak hand when you walked iiiinnn.

BEAGLE TECH RIOT!!!!

I like him in his Celebrity Bowling thing, but every time his face pops up on AMC, I get the irresistible urge to punch a hole through my TV.

I've got to think he's a higher up in the cartel.  Considering the way he had the border patrol guy working for him, looking quite scared as he was doing it.

"Seward is done for. It would be too narratively convenient"

Oh wait, so you say the super obvious suspect who claims he's just trying to help the kids is…..just trying to help the kids?  NEVER SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE.

I'm busy studying for the bar exam coming up in a couple weeks.  I saw this up and wondered if I somehow missed a day.  At this point, my sanity is fragile enough to actually have to look up the date on my computer.