The best part of this series is watching the "veterans" act like they're superior to the "rookies" because they've been here before.  Because you know that when you've built your entire life around appearing in MTV "reality competitions," you deserve the utmost respect.

"If the answer is less than five, I'm disappointed."

You forgot Hodor's big Hodor.  Hodor is definitely not unnamed.  He is Hodor.

@avclub-06976abf0fa6f37cac060166142503f7:disqus @GlassJawn:disqus    Apparently, Dexter fans can't put the pieces together and see that, in a conversation about the people commenting on this site, when I refer to "most people," I'M TALKING ABOUT MOST PEOPLE ON THIS FRICKIN SITE.  However, I guess I should have…

If all you want is a bunch of people who think exactly like you, go find a fucking Dexter fansite.  You don't get to tell other people what they should or shouldn't comment on, dipshit.

The other guard was in trouble for beating the shit out of the now-dead prisoner in the earlier episode.

My favorites are the ones who whine about the fact that most people think the show is crap, and threaten to stop reading if the AV Club doesn't get someone who thinks exactly like they do.

I have many issues with TVDW, but at least he puts some effort into his reviews.  Phil just does a half-assed recap, filled with errors and leaving out at least a few major plot points completely.  (No mention of the fact that Callie's mom's shady boyfriend has her phone and called the mom to try to get her to stop…

It's a Phil Dyess-Nugent review, so you should expect minimum effort and maximum errors.

"Because she owned up to saying it one time a hundred years ago"

WHERE'S THE BEEF

Every time I think about Big Bang Theory, I remember a preview I saw at some point this season.  Basically, it went like this.

"I don’t like how they changed Stannis going north to save the people to
Stannis going north because he is being manipulated.  The show has
drained all complexity out of Stannis and is making him a villain."

Well, Buzzfeed had an interview with her where they asked her about Stoneheart, and she played the coy "Oh, I'm not really going to talk about that" wink wink, game.  So I highly doubt she's getting cut out.

Ha, he's nothing compared to the greatness of DARKSTAR!

I Appear Missing is already a great song, then it gets to that last 1:40 or so and goes into "FUCK YEAH, FUCKIN ROCK!!" territory.

He probably just realizes that college has become unreasonably expensive and is trying to get his children to start looking at internships and factory work as alternatives.  Just a fiscally responsible dad teaching his kids through the wonderful power of adultery.

Van Der Werff is furiously writing an open letter to the WGA as we speak, to address the blatant misogyny of not including Girls in this list.

GALLAGHER ALL THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKER

He had a similar rant when I saw QOTSA opening for Nine Inch Nails a while back.  I guess berating assholes in the audience is kind of his thing.