Here it is

Yeah I saw that. It was pretty fuckin' pathetic. Scrubbed you say? hmmm.

I think the dark horse here is Kellie Pickler. I really enjoy watching her do talk shows and give interviews. Her personality really stands out and she is quick as a whip. Plus she's hella cute. Yup. Hella.

Mercy! I'll take you there…RIP

Those burritos sound delicious, I know what's for lunch today.  How did you flavor your pho broth?

Boy. Show business is kind of cruel, isn't it?

Does anyone have any tips for cooking restaurant style Indian rice?

Kids these days wont get to have that horrifying experience of having their stash discovered by nosy siblings, THANKS SIS!

Woozle Wuzzle?

That was bizarre. He looks like a molesting grandpa with that sweater on. I sort of chuckled at first at the end but it just petered out and I felt kinda sad. Not regular sad, but the same kind of sad that I feel after seeing an American Idol clip of someone with obvious mental issues auditioning. After that blown…

Whitney Cummings: the straight man's Secretariat

I'll contribute my Hated Word of the Week

Sigh…I wasn't always the cool cat that you now see before you. In elementary school I got one or possibly two cards in those stupid god-forsaken Valentines paper-bag mailboxes throughout grades 1-5. That really messed with my fledgling emotions, so that's pretty cool that you're making sure everyone in the class gets…

lolz wtf is valentinez day

Yeah man…let it go and don't even think about it anymore. It's her loss.

"Oh, and here's Luanne now…Bobby just got sheared today, Luanne."

So, you say your name is Lennay Kekua?

Was your anus still intact?

It was just a quick snip, but damn, it was quite effective. It was through 3 layers of clothing and it still left a damning bruise.

It was in jest…although I am a bit snarly today. Patron (a horse) bit the shit out of me today and now I have a wonderful horse hickey on the inside of my arm that looks highly suspicious!