Hare-lip, hare-lip!

Hare-lip, hare-lip!

Lube?

Lube?

Your movie SUCKED!

Your movie SUCKED!

Last week I made some meatloaf for some people that requested it. (I know!) Instead of the cumin, I doused the said loaf of meat in cinnamon  instead.

Last week I made some meatloaf for some people that requested it. (I know!) Instead of the cumin, I doused the said loaf of meat in cinnamon  instead.

My new schedule sucks!

My family has recently gotten into buying us male member superhero underwear at Christmas. I got Iron Man last year. Not Tony Stark, but the nice Chinese fellow that owns the dry cleaning establishment down the street.

My family has recently gotten into buying us male member superhero underwear at Christmas. I got Iron Man last year. Not Tony Stark, but the nice Chinese fellow that owns the dry cleaning establishment down the street.

I'm still waiting for the unintentionally hilarious Miami Vices, starring Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. Now with 95% more tribbing!

I'm still waiting for the unintentionally hilarious Miami Vices, starring Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. Now with 95% more tribbing!

Why do I get the feeling that the Mellon Collie reissue is going to be a tremendous failure? I used to be a hardcore fan, but really, enough is enough and too much is plenty!

Why do I get the feeling that the Mellon Collie reissue is going to be a tremendous failure? I used to be a hardcore fan, but really, enough is enough and too much is plenty!

Well any day except for Friday, that's your turn in the barrel.

Well any day except for Friday, that's your turn in the barrel.

Trust me, one taste of this and everyone will forget all about the hand transplants.

Trust me, one taste of this and everyone will forget all about the hand transplants.

Are you serious? That's gross. I just found out who she was the other day and was smitten. What a shame.