Smart? Funny?

I think she started crying when she saw his wenis.
I kid, I kid.

I think she started crying when she saw his wenis.
I kid, I kid.

Are you shaving your legs for the holiday season?

Are you shaving your legs for the holiday season?

I hear you on the 75% responsibility part. Sometimes if you want the job done right, you've just got to do it yourself. Also, you made me think of this, "I'm going to go get a bus to White Haven now, and I should be home just in time for Aunt Linda to try to prove that she's sober by holding someone's baby while…

I hear you on the 75% responsibility part. Sometimes if you want the job done right, you've just got to do it yourself. Also, you made me think of this, "I'm going to go get a bus to White Haven now, and I should be home just in time for Aunt Linda to try to prove that she's sober by holding someone's baby while…

Can you set an extra plate?

Can you set an extra plate?

I swear @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus , reading your comments as Cleveland gets a laugh every time out of This One!

I swear @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus , reading your comments as Cleveland gets a laugh every time out of This One!

Do you have a secret, irrational Thanksgiving Day cooking fear? This year for me, I am convinced that I over-salted the brine mixture.

Do you have a secret, irrational Thanksgiving Day cooking fear? This year for me, I am convinced that I over-salted the brine mixture.

You should try being a Jehovah's Witness. They do the same thing except it's called being "disfellowshipped."

You should try being a Jehovah's Witness. They do the same thing except it's called being "disfellowshipped."

Or in my house it's called BuzzED Giving.

Or in my house it's called BuzzED Giving.

This year I casually brought up the subject of fabricating the bird before roasting and was promptly shot down by the friggin' purists in my family. But I think it's actually quite a brilliant technique.

This year I casually brought up the subject of fabricating the bird before roasting and was promptly shot down by the friggin' purists in my family. But I think it's actually quite a brilliant technique.

WTF @Scrawler2:disqus I have almost exactly the same duties and turkey brine. For my brine I do not use beer but threw in some brown sugar this year in addition to the usual apple/spices concoction. It's been air drying for 36 hours now and I will also do the cheesecloth trick after the initial 45-60 minute high heat…