WTF @Scrawler2:disqus I have almost exactly the same duties and turkey brine. For my brine I do not use beer but threw in some brown sugar this year in addition to the usual apple/spices concoction. It's been air drying for 36 hours now and I will also do the cheesecloth trick after the initial 45-60 minute high heat…

Is he an astronaut?

Is he an astronaut?

Dirty Girl likes it when I call her that.

@Juan_Carlo:disqus  I like your train of thought on this. I understand having pets and recently shed a tear upon receiving news about Sancho finally kicking the bucket even though I hadn't seen him in 15 years. However, I do agree that some peoples priorities should be uh, re-shuffled when it comes to their pets. I've…

@Juan_Carlo:disqus  I like your train of thought on this. I understand having pets and recently shed a tear upon receiving news about Sancho finally kicking the bucket even though I hadn't seen him in 15 years. However, I do agree that some peoples priorities should be uh, re-shuffled when it comes to their pets. I've…

This clip of Taylor Swift introducing her songs made me cringe. Does she really wonder why guys run from her?

This clip of Taylor Swift introducing her songs made me cringe. Does she really wonder why guys run from her?

Other than Susan Boyle, is there another artist that could convincingly get away with this?

Other than Susan Boyle, is there another artist that could convincingly get away with this?

The funny part is you acting like you have a job.

The funny part is you acting like you have a job.

I love milk bags.

I love milk bags.

976-WETT matchbooks were plentiful when I was growing up. None of us kids ever had the balls to call it though. We just made jokes about it  Your Moms telephone number, etc.

976-WETT matchbooks were plentiful when I was growing up. None of us kids ever had the balls to call it though. We just made jokes about it  Your Moms telephone number, etc.

@mratfink When I read your comments, I hear them in my head as Cleveland's voice.

@mratfink When I read your comments, I hear them in my head as Cleveland's voice.

That's just your upper lip.

That's just your upper lip.