Funniest damn thing I've read in a while. I thought I accidentally went to theonion.com instead of the usual.

Funniest damn thing I've read in a while. I thought I accidentally went to theonion.com instead of the usual.

I was thinking the same thing. If it is a dreadful piece of crap, it's going to be interesting to see the backlash on here, if any.

I was thinking the same thing. If it is a dreadful piece of crap, it's going to be interesting to see the backlash on here, if any.

This raises some questions here. How did she know they were abnormally large? Were you showing them off? Was she watching?

This raises some questions here. How did she know they were abnormally large? Were you showing them off? Was she watching?

That reminds me of this:
Why did Michael Jackson like 28 year olds so much?
Because there were 20 of them.

That reminds me of this:
Why did Michael Jackson like 28 year olds so much?
Because there were 20 of them.

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

I've always wanted to try squirrel.

I've always wanted to try squirrel.

HAHAHA! That one gets my goat as well. I never noticed the skipped 7 and now I can't wait to see it just to get mad at it.

HAHAHA! That one gets my goat as well. I never noticed the skipped 7 and now I can't wait to see it just to get mad at it.

On the grill? I'm trying to envision that. Are you planning on breaking it down first?

On the grill? I'm trying to envision that. Are you planning on breaking it down first?

Kirstie in that movie and Wonder Womans feet in a coloring book I had were the fuel for the earliest boners that I can remember getting.

Kirstie in that movie and Wonder Womans feet in a coloring book I had were the fuel for the earliest boners that I can remember getting.

I think it depends on the age of the intended recipient.

I think it depends on the age of the intended recipient.