I don't know about all, y'all, but I've been thinking about cooking my turkey for the past couple of days and it's only going to get worse as Thanksgiving approaches.

I don't know about all, y'all, but I've been thinking about cooking my turkey for the past couple of days and it's only going to get worse as Thanksgiving approaches.

Oh man, I am so tempted to look it up to see how much I'll hate it…BRB…ok, that one doesn't bug me as much. I think it's because I kind of tune it out as all that beer is being flashed before my eyes.

Oh man, I am so tempted to look it up to see how much I'll hate it…BRB…ok, that one doesn't bug me as much. I think it's because I kind of tune it out as all that beer is being flashed before my eyes.

I hate those damn Prius commercials. Not the product itself, but the gawd-awful accompanying jingles.

I hate those damn Prius commercials. Not the product itself, but the gawd-awful accompanying jingles.

This weekend I watched several Tex Avery Screwy Squirrel 'toons…holy shit, they just don't make 'em like they used to. I haven't laughed out loud like that in quite some time.

This weekend I watched several Tex Avery Screwy Squirrel 'toons…holy shit, they just don't make 'em like they used to. I haven't laughed out loud like that in quite some time.

Hella cool. I'm sold.

Hella cool. I'm sold.

"I can hear the ocean in there…smells like it too."

"I can hear the ocean in there…smells like it too."

Unlike Sir Orenthal James Simpson, that guy  is good!

Unlike Sir Orenthal James Simpson, that guy  is good!

Liked for making me laugh out loud and think of Phil Hartman and Peewee Herman.

Liked for making me laugh out loud and think of Phil Hartman and Peewee Herman.

Almost as rare as the Plump Asian.

Almost as rare as the Plump Asian.

Don't be such a sap.

Don't be such a sap.