"Good band who make good music" is a stretch.

I really wish that every time anyone said/wrote the phrase "tremendous upside potential", Dick Vitale burst into flames, if only for a second.

My only question before listening is: Do they fumble through this album the way they fumbled through their cover of "September Gurls"?

Did I miss a pop culture meeting? Is the consensus Drake is actually good? If so, I would like to have words with you, consensus. Auto-tuned, frog-voiced words…

If he would just quit acting and put out a quality hip-hop album akin to his early work, he can call himself whatever he wants.

How can you write a piece about Univision and not mention Don Francisco?

And your stealth thirdsies won't work either. May an Icelandic pixie infect you with sparklecanceraids.

Douche.

Seconded, LloydBraun.

Sweet Spin City ad, bro
I new something was missing from my life — Charlie Sheen.

Really?
We're having a hipster backlash against Shark Week?

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And may Tyler Perry be with you as well.

Here here! Huzzahs and kudos all around!

@Dark Passengerside Airbag

@MC Wren: I second your bullshit call. Outkast's dud was Idlewild, not Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. THEIR five-album run is unprecedented in hip-hop. And even if you still can't concede the double album, you will not find four better consecutive albums than Southernplayalistic… through Stankonia.

Captain Planet's weakness
was pollution. Think about that. All the villains he dealt with polluted. This means that every villain naturally had the upper hand. In fact, just being summoned and being on Earth for more than five seconds would cause him to gradually become weaker. Worst. Superhero. Ever.

I don't even consider Redbox a competitor. It's such a different experience, having to wait in line for 15 minutes while the mom in front of you with three screaming kids flips through EVERY MOVIE IN THE FUCKING MACHINE.

I'll admit, I used to be a huge Limp Bizkit fan. Of course, I was 13 at the time, so I it makes sense in a hormone-drive, adolescent-angst sort of way.

Nertz nailed it.

Wait, this isn't about Sunny Day Real Estate?
Fuck this, I'm outta here.