No, no, you don't understand. This is the gritty reboot of Evan Almighty that we've been waiting for.

I just find the band to be all style, little substance. And that's not a personal attack on them. It's more of an attack on many bands in the Atlanta scene who spend more time cultivating an image than trying to make good music. I'll still listen to the new album, though, and maybe I'll be proven wrong

Does this mean they know how to play their instruments now?
Because, based on live shows, I was under the distinct impressions that they did not.

Are you sure he's not talking about Coheed & Cambria?

Cool story, bro.

Awesome job, Content Auto-Recycler-O-Matic
My Recycler-O-Matic features Katie Perry, Selena Gomez and Rebecca Black. Ha.

There are so many laughable things about what split7inch typed.

Huh?
Am I the only one who had no idea this movie came out? I am a terrible objectivist, indeed.

The kid wasn't made the seventh samurai until near the end of the movie.

Mumford Redux
For better or worse, The Head and The Heart are this year's Mumford & Sons. By the summer, they are going to be just as popular.

And delicious Cuban pressed sandwiches. Don't forget those.

Really?!?
I mean, really?!?

Lil' Wayne
PURPLE DRANK!!!

Whoa, there.

The San Francisco Giants are to blame
I have it on authority this ultra-crazy version of Charlie Sheen that has been making the rounds lately is a result of him now being buddy-buddy with Giants closer (and general crazyperson) Brian Wilson. Of course, Wilson acts that way as a part of the intimidation factor that…

I don't have that kind of vitriol toward the album, but I don't think it's that great. "Rolling in the Deep" is a red herring: it leads you to believe you're going to get an awesome throwback soul album, then every song after it is mediocre acoustic ballads (with one or two exceptions).

Keyword Baiting
"did we mention that this story is not about Dave Chappelle? "

I had a family member actually get bitten on the hand by a brown recluse, and it ate away at a huge chunk of the top of his hand (the ligaments that control the fingers were visible).

Step aside. Spider-Man nerd here:

Economic Impact
Does Cinemax realize that the Canadian film company that makes all its late-night porn will be ruined? Ruined, I tell you!