Mmm…burgers
But at least there will always be Jack In The Box!

A Phipps-like experience at Indiana Jones 4
I had the same experience Keith did, except it was with the newest Indiana Jones movie. I saw it on opening night in a packed theater, and you would sort of hear snickers when he hid in a refrigerator to escape a nuclear blast or the Tranformers kid swung from vines with CGI…

Nope, not according to Urban Dictionary:

Sorry, I only buy fair trade bonemeal. You know, because I want to be more conscious of how my eating habits affect the larger world, and stuff.

Sleep apnea = purple drank.

Automatic posts are funny
The ole' Recycler-O-Matic has nothing but porn stars, blondes and blonde porn stars on this one. Keywords FTW!

Lots of domestic abuse subtext in this post
"…embracing his newfound tabloid infamy by beating ex-wife…Camille Grammer…"

I think the early 80s was roughly when the word minivan was first used to describe the less-than-fullsized vans that were being made by the major car companies. Close enough, I say.

I'm not a huge fan of "Revolution 9," but I do think it's essential to the album. That one song is the chaos of The White Album taken to its logical conclusion.

3/1 Odds
…the actor playing the Green Goblin actually gets impaled on something before they finally shut this train wreck down.

I just found out about them this year, too. I am almost angry that it took until 2010 for me to discover In the Aeroplane Over The Sea is one of the most amazing indie rock albums of the 90s.

Sister, I think you may have confused the definitions of former and latter. If not, that's not a very Christian thing to say.

Finally, someone who is actually enjoying the holiday season
Andrew W.K. has single-handedly saved Christmas for me.

The gerbil did get a funny one there — as much as it was handed on a silver platter. Now, Owl, do your thing.

Forte night?

Fuckin' right, Scott Stapp. He will make that track the most epic epic to ever epic. Then he'll strike his trademarked Christ the Redeemer pose, and your heads will explode. Count on it.

I'm interested
She appears to be a fan of the Oxford comma. I'm intrigued. Fetch me five copies of this woman's scroll! I must peruse it from the comfort of my armchair.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's not that I'm pro- people getting AIDS; it's just that I'm anti- having to listen to what celebrities post on their social media pages. This should have been discussed more throughly.

Actually, Downfall, it was the ass-end of Runaway that really got me into the song. I thought it was good before, having heard the SNL performance and what was in his movie/music video, but when he starts humming and Auto-Tunes it until it becomes an instrument in itself — and then lets it ride for a solid two minutes…

This was the post that Krauss was meant to get a firstie on. The meme can now be retired.