Last week, I went to the theatre when bored, thinking I'd find something worth watching. Instead, I went inside and got a large tub of popcorn and ate half of it in my car. Their popcorn is so much better than I can make in the microwave. I ate the rest the next day and it was still good. I'd rather watch something on…

How flamboyant and stereotypical will he be? And will he comment on zombie dicks as much as I'd be commenting on zombie tit sizes?

Hey, Spidey. Turn off the dark!

Like Mike and Omar taking out the trash. Good Epps.

Yeah, Pandemic is fun enough for me to ask her to bring it when I see her again Tuesday. We lost, but I can see where we went wrong and I'd like to beat it. Its got a really good look to it too. Adding in unique roles really makes it different also.

I met up with my girlfriend at Barnes and Noble to play a board game she just got called Pandemic. I had been avoiding it since I don't play a lot of cooperative board games. It was a really good game though. When she was explaining how it works and setting it up, she mentioned Baghdad having the black cubes. I yelled…

Choking Victim - Crack Rock Steady

I am a 25 year old powerlifter.

Can't touch this!*

It was very risque that they named all of the girls after things a vagina does. Queefina was my favorite.

[Pisses on Calvin Who is pissing on its grave]

So that's the junk that Howard on "Who Charted" has been talking about working on. I'll check it out I suppose.

Here's hoping for a steamy shower scene. Does anyone else watch this show for the steamy shower scenes? Maybe I should pick a new show. There aren't as many as I'd like.

He shoved a fuscilli Jerry up his ass. Clearly that shows that the man is addicted to sex.

I tried to show Cosby my sweet little butt, then asked for him to get me something to drink. He gave me a box of pudding mix and told me to make my own pudding water. If Cosby didn't rape me that fateful day, he wouldn't rape anyone. I even have a massive swinging dong. Why didn't Cosby even try? I'm going to go cry…

An episode 65 million years in the making. C+ bro

Hinge is better than flange. You win. Mad props dogg.

Closest I can think of is "door flange", but I'm more of a rap dog. An air buddy if you will.

I'm still waiting for a new version of the talkboy. How are kids these days going to order a hotel room in a fake adult voice?

I want to know if they also consummated the mid-brawl marriage before the knife play.