Klaus Kinski's post is a good try, but is ultimately the loser for not getting the quote / narrative voice synergy correct. Herzog is sacred around these parts.

Another weak field. No winner is throned. Onthewall loses for liking National Treasure.

Weak field. Clint gets the winning nod for mispelling (misspelling?) hamster.

Deliciousmalk wins for making me snort delicious milk out my (fat) nose.

Jerodast wins the comments, by virtue of pooping on buzzfeed, and getting hyperbolically pedantic.