Just your mom and Dracula: Dead and Loving It

"Let's do that 2,000 Year Old Man bit. You be Carl Reiner, I'll be that other guy."
"Ugh, I HATE Carl Reiner."

So isn't the story that this guy's crazy or something? He was basically fired from The Sopranos for vague reasons. Anyone know the story there?

Mediocre minds think alike.

I'm more of a Brawny woman myself. That Chad Sexington knows how to clean shit up.

USA is such a mediocre network. I can't imagine them ever airing anything that I would ever be excited to watch.

Wait, so internal affairs knew Gavin was Bill Hicks the whole time?!

But how hot are the sneezing scenes? Should I wait until this comes on Netflix so I can watch it in the privacy of my own home?

If we do it together, she'll be a real shit sandwich.

Sure.

Apparently Vic Morrow had dandruff, because they found his Head & Shoulders in the bushes.

Andrew Garfield on the rise
This guy's gonna be big! Brandon Routh big!

Homeboy needs to get laid.

Also good: The Best Man with Henry Fonda and Cliff Robertson.

The American President
If you loved The West Wing, but wished it had crappier speeches, a boring romance, totally blew, and starred that freaky facelifted mofo Mike Douglas, then I have the movie for you! I used to have a lady boner for Sorkin's writing, but then I saw his movies…

Oh fuck yeah!
Love the tan, George! When I'm riding a guy, I like to be reminded of shriveled up prunes. Momma's gonna watch this one with the windows closed, if you know what I mean.