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*tumbleweed*

I'll be around!

I'm going to take a wild guess here and speculate that The Unpredisented doesn't know how TV cameras work.

Never
Have so many
Owed so much
To one penis

When it's loved ones involved, I should think it's better that they admit their ignorance and ask a bunch of questions, rather than assume they already know everything there is to know because of what their homophobic friends at church all said.

Sounds about right.

I'm going to give it my best shot.

She wanted to be independent, and now she is.

I'm determined to end things on a positive note, so here's an encouraging story on npr.org:

I was taking part in a joint Brass Band concert and sat in the audience while the other band performed. The conductor said a few words to introduce their opening piece, a transcription of Festive Overture by Dmitri Shostakovich. She explained that it was written "to celebrate the anniversary of… something which

This is like graduation day. Bittersweet. Lots of sadness, lots of smiles as we all reminisce about the good times. But change is coming, and just like when high school ends and a few people manage to see each other plenty during that last summer before college starts, nothing will ever be the same again.

Sharing fond memories of Kinja and bitching about whatever comes along to replace it.

Thank goodness the Cubs played a night game, which allowed me to blissfully ignore everything else happening in the world for four hours.

"A woman has been seeing a woman for the last couple months…, but our caller is wondering if the new girl is just going through a phase, or what?"

*raises hand*

Upvoted just for the chutzpah of it all.

How do you ask a man to be the last man to die of CancerAIDS? How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?

I thought he said the sheriff is shir.

He just needs a hug.

Chalky White gets to dress any way he damn well pleases.