A little bit of each of us has been inside the Taco Bell Bell.

Done after four seasons? But what if I want to follow these characters well into their 30's?

That would be a horrible waste. Better to grind them up and add them to animal feed.

"You see, Sister, it's just another of God's mysteries, so all you need is a little faith."

Who is this poseur, and what has he done with the real, never-seen-without-a-bow-tie Tucker Carlson?

Too late.

I know a woman who was sexually assaulted at age 7 by her classmates, but her family refused to believe it was even possible and told her she had imagined the whole thing (I guess they think she's imagining her PTSD symptoms as well.)

His fingers are short, but stubby.

All the problems in the world today can be traced back to that devil music, ragtime.

They create a question for every other elected GOP official: can you win re-election without appealing to Trump's base?

Trump's base is now the people who think the mainstream GOP is too liberal and too quick to compromise with Democrats.

But even then, he'll blame whatever goes wrong on Obama appointees still in the government and the "obstructionist" Dems in Congress, and his base will eat it up.

Before Charlottesville, he got a bump from his tough talk on North Korea. Because while anyone who knows even the slightest bit about international relations was horrified by the shit spewing out of his mouth, pollsters also talk to the American public. So plenty of people responded to Trump's words with, "Yeah,…

I'll be in my bunk.

There's nothing irrational about a fear of Xena.

Don't hold your breath, Donnie, you might pass out.

Hearing Obama stutter once ought to send people into hysterics, considering they'd grown used to Bush, who has an actual speech impediment and stutters so much you don't notice after a while.

I'm not denying anything. I just… don't want to talk about it. OK?

Those.

Even Netanyahu and the Likud Party have pivoted their position on Nazism because they're so enamored with Trump.