The official residence for the Vice-President is the Naval Observatory. No one cares about it at all.

I once crossed paths with a detail of Secret Service agents. They were all wearing identical navy blue suits and every last one of them had their hair high & tight. They were all very polite and their bomb-sniffing German shepherd was very nice.

I really didn't want to bring that up.

Never.

Andrew Jackson's first inauguration was pretty wild, but I suppose he had his slaves clean up afterward.

Well, there's no need to get pedantic.

I think Trump would be down with hiring Thuggee bodyguards.

"…Trump isn’t smearing self-tanner all over the “real dump” that has served as home to 44 Presidents of the United States of America before him."

At least one good thing ought to come out of Sessions expanding use of civil forfeiture.

They're going to stage a rescue mission to save Trump from his own administration (whoever's left, anyway.)

"…an executive chairman with his finger on the pulse of the Trump agenda."

Spit-take worthy headline over at cnn.com:

Shh!!!

There's always more where that came from.

He forgot to put Trump's name on that list.

A big part of their worldview is, "The Others are plotting right now to do horrible things to us, so we need to do these horrible things to them first."

You left out, "Hitler and Stalin were atheists, so if you're an atheist it means you're in favor of mass murder."

It appears he tendered his resignation on Aug. 7, but the plan was for him to hang around until after The Mooch controversy had died down. So he already knew he was out the door when he gave that interview.

psst… It's just a metaphor.

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.