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The Nature Boy Ric Flair
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Elegant Victorian Lady, I knew you couldn't resist the urge -WOOOOO!- to come take a riiiiide on Space Mountain, baby doll! WOO! When the Nay-cha Boy is on the scene -WOO!- nobody can entertain the ladies like he can, nobody can hang, brother! Just like that little lady said last night, before she closed her eyes and

WOOOOOOOOOO! Now hang on there Claude, my man! Superman Returns did know how to style and profile -WOO!- but it just couldn't walk that aisle the way X-Men and X2 could, baby! WOOOOO! Paying homage to the Richard Donner classic was a classy move, but i think what we all want to see, brother -WOO!- is Superman takin' a

Hey! Windowsmasher! If you're a man, you don't cry about it! WOOOOO! I been stabbed, I been hit with chairs, I been beat up by everybody, but the Nay-cha Boy -WOO! - don't cry about it! You take the ups and downs life throws at ya, and if you're a real man, you never go down, you just stay up! WOOOOO! That's way I'm

Hey! Jimmy James! You think you're the man!? Well I got a little news flash for ya! To be the man - WOO! - you gotta beat the man! I wrestle the best, and only the best, because I sit on top of the throne of the greatest collection of athletes in the world! WOO! I won the World Heavyweight Championship in Nineteen

WOOOOO! The only thing Sienna Miller's gonna be doing - WOO! - is takin' a ride on Space Mountain! WOOOOO! It may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line! And she just cut right to the front! WOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOO! Hey! McNultys bad police! X-Men came to all the theaters and everybody's tv sets, to style - WOOOOO! - and profile! And that's just what it did! WOOOOOOOOOO!