I was so angry when they got rid of "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride". It was the perfect counterpoint to "It's A Small World": you commit grand theft auto, drunkenly crash and carouse through various pubs and houses of ill-repute (with honest-to-goodness nekkid lady pictures on the walls, albeit with some conveniently-placed…

The Guamish, Guammy Bears, whatever.

At the last funeral I attended, "San Diego Serenade" was played, and it was a sad, earnest, and beautiful moment. For my funeral, I want a car to crash through the wall, revealing my blue trenchcoat-wearing corpse at the wheel with a cinder block on the gas. Suck it, Waits!

The Pyumaymin…there's only youuuu in my heart….

Isn't it RAT?
Aren't we A CORPSE?
Losing my coffin, this time of…the RAT!

Man, remember when that pig character who the creators clearly wanted the show to be all about, but couldn't successfully sell a pitch on, so they put him in as an incongruous outlier in a parody cartoon reality show, well, anyway, remember when he taught Clara all about the hilarious prank of ordering a pizza, then…

Get back in the tub 'til you've finished that spaghetti, young man.

That plot fell into a glacier, it was like a big deep freeze
But it was brought back to life to our surprise
In the 21st Century!

"I know you can't resist me, 'cause you wanna smoke some fruit—check out my sweet-ass matching pantsuit!"

I'm the Kid!
(He's the Kid!)
Kid Notorious!
(Kid Notorious!)
And my maid…
Her breasts are glorious!
(My breasts are glorious)
Kid…Notorious!

Yes? I only use in-character syntax when breaking out into song!

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