Now I'm picturing Making A Murderer in Squigglevision with a jazz piano soundtrack. I like it.

The animation is very cute actually. (The film overall is pretty sexist, which is to be expected.)

Exactly. Couldn't you just wear a gas mask or enlist a deaf person who can't read lips? Also, surgical anesthesia isn't stored in an Emergency Department and it's definitely in a very restricted pharmacy area. They should have had JJ go to the black market for it. Maybe tangle with some other bad guys. *shrug* It's…

Aw, I really miss Giraldo. RIP.

Bill Burr is one of the best standups working today and now we know he's quite the little chef.

I don't use douches myself, but using them occasionally is fine. It's overuse that causes imbalance of the vaginal environment.

Physical rape IS mental rape.

Hey, Summer's Eve makes a good product at an affordable price. Leave them out of this.

Exactly. Our culture rewards this kind of behavior.

I believe that person was me and here I go again.

The problem isn't that some shithead bought the album. It's just that
it's *this* shithead, *again*. That smug fucker's face is everywhere.

What did Janice from Accounting say?

Ugh, this little shit again?!

How about Brooklyn to Hoboken? I mean, New Jersey, amirite?!

"Let me offer you the most valuable thing I don't own: My mom's pussy."

He would have, but Chris Pratt was terrific. Related fun fact: Thranduil, the role that Lee Pace absolutely *slayed* in The Hobbit movies, was almost played by David Tennant, who would have been great. The takeaway is that there is more than one way to skin a cat or cast a role. :)

"Based on the novel Snort by James Woods."

Fun fact: Lee Pace also auditioned for Peter Quill.

"'Let's not do this' and a lot of fancy words."

So you're related to Jackie Chan, right?