When Pam said the line about how it sucks to have to watch the same crazy shit over and over, I half expected her to break the fourth wall and wink at the audience.

I wonder if Tity Boi fucks like TT Boy?  Can someone track down Casper Powers for a comment?

I wonder if Tity Boi fucks like TT Boy?  Can someone track down Casper Powers for a comment?

Yep.  No body (or in this case blood fountain explosion) = probably not dead yet.  Maybe he had a vamp version of a bullet proof vest on, like a metal plate over his heart to stop a stake going through or something.

Yep.  No body (or in this case blood fountain explosion) = probably not dead yet.  Maybe he had a vamp version of a bullet proof vest on, like a metal plate over his heart to stop a stake going through or something.

Anyone remember that NBC soap Passions that had a possessed doll as one of the characters?  I don't remember if it was an actual kid or not but holy hell was that thing creepy.  Something like that would play well in this universe I think.

Anyone remember that NBC soap Passions that had a possessed doll as one of the characters?  I don't remember if it was an actual kid or not but holy hell was that thing creepy.  Something like that would play well in this universe I think.

best moment from this episode - when the big fat gangsta Al Roker weather guy, wearing a gold crown and rings he got from his reparation check, spends a few moments destroying Chuck Taylor.

best moment from this episode - when the big fat gangsta Al Roker weather guy, wearing a gold crown and rings he got from his reparation check, spends a few moments destroying Chuck Taylor.

Comedy "No Star Wars????" post.

Comedy "No Star Wars????" post.

are you the pie-fucker from American Pie?

are you the pie-fucker from American Pie?

I can't be the only person who loved Castlevania 2 around here.  If you wanted to pick the one turd of the series, why not go with the first one that came out on the N64?

100% agree, I was going to post this exact same thing if no one else did.  I remember seeing the trailer and thinking this would be a huge hit amongst teenage girls because it was a movie about Brad Pitt doing street fighting with his shirt off.

Well done, Heller, in going the entire review without mentioning that awful 5-letter D word that clutters most Meshuggah writeups these days.

I gotta say this was the first time (not a firstie attempt) in a long time that I was actually surprised by a happy ending on a television show.  Given the way the season as a whole has gone, I thought for sure Kenny's mom was going to miss the last strike, then the whole Powers brood was going to shit-kick their way…

Was anyone else surprised by the prominent Chick-Fil-A product placement in this episode?  They are pretty well known for being a very Christian values-ran company (closed on Sundays so all their high school age employees can go get their praise on).  I was kind of surprised they wanted their food shown on/associated…

He was firing the New Cult Canon at them

not to mention being one of the world's biggest Bon Jovi fans