From Shia's future interview with AV Club's Random Roles:

(Wooshes in) Greetings Citizen!

(Wooshes in) Greetings Citizen!

By the standards of the challenge, then, Christopher's outfit wins.  It might be missing the "fashion forward" part of the challenge, but none of the more fashion forward designs could be worn in any office within the next 5 years.

By the standards of the challenge, then, Christopher's outfit wins.  It might be missing the "fashion forward" part of the challenge, but none of the more fashion forward designs could be worn in any office within the next 5 years.

Kenneth Cole's shirts, which I used to love, are now made for people who want to show off their abs while wearing a dress shirt.

Kenneth Cole's shirts, which I used to love, are now made for people who want to show off their abs while wearing a dress shirt.

Melissa's winning electric blue dress with the huge collar that surrounds about 8 inches from her neck is indeed beautiful, but only in FashionWorld is it work wear.   Can you give a PowerPoint in that thing?  Walk into a board room at Dell?  Hell, where I work we'd be tossing peanuts into that big, huge neck hole. …

Melissa's winning electric blue dress with the huge collar that surrounds about 8 inches from her neck is indeed beautiful, but only in FashionWorld is it work wear.   Can you give a PowerPoint in that thing?  Walk into a board room at Dell?  Hell, where I work we'd be tossing peanuts into that big, huge neck hole. …

The water contestants had to cross to get a seat on Toilet Cove was awful by the end.

The water contestants had to cross to get a seat on Toilet Cove was awful by the end.

If the plan is to put Grimm on in a prime viewing time so people will follow it back to Friday this was the worst way to go about it.  The whole episode felt like an information dump.  It's a shame because Grimm can vary from great guilty pleasure, to kinda spooky and gory, to shockingly good.  It's perfect Friday…

If the plan is to put Grimm on in a prime viewing time so people will follow it back to Friday this was the worst way to go about it.  The whole episode felt like an information dump.  It's a shame because Grimm can vary from great guilty pleasure, to kinda spooky and gory, to shockingly good.  It's perfect Friday…

Godon's shows in the UK are based on the fact that he's a celebrity chef who knows what he's talking about and loves food.  The US version is based on the fact that he's a reality TV personality.  He clearly knows his audiences and plays up different aspects of his personality in each.  It's actually a pretty canny…

Godon's shows in the UK are based on the fact that he's a celebrity chef who knows what he's talking about and loves food.  The US version is based on the fact that he's a reality TV personality.  He clearly knows his audiences and plays up different aspects of his personality in each.  It's actually a pretty canny…

It's available on the incredible free Roku channel "Drive In Classics." (To give you a taste of the channel, it also includes "Starcrash" "I Eat Your Skin" "Ruby's Buckets of Blood" "Robot Monster" "Atomic Cafe" "The Black Cobra" "Don't Go in the Basement" "The Swinging Cheerleaders" "Superchick!" and a decent amount…

It's available on the incredible free Roku channel "Drive In Classics." (To give you a taste of the channel, it also includes "Starcrash" "I Eat Your Skin" "Ruby's Buckets of Blood" "Robot Monster" "Atomic Cafe" "The Black Cobra" "Don't Go in the Basement" "The Swinging Cheerleaders" "Superchick!" and a decent amount…

Hello.  Phil Rizzuto for "The Money Store" announcing our great new rates.  Now you can get a second mortgage loan for as low as 14 3/4 percent!  You can use it for anything you want, and even pay it back over a long period of time.  That's Phil Rizzuto for… The Money Store!

Hello.  Phil Rizzuto for "The Money Store" announcing our great new rates.  Now you can get a second mortgage loan for as low as 14 3/4 percent!  You can use it for anything you want, and even pay it back over a long period of time.  That's Phil Rizzuto for… The Money Store!

Honeymooners used to play during the longer Yankees rain delays.  Now they show The King of Queens.  Nothing against Kevin James, but talk about a step down.