Waitaminute.. you don't like Taxi Driver? You should never be allowed to see another movie EVER!!

Just my luck
Puts gun in mouth. Pulls trigger. Misses brain. Transformed into zombie. Stars in Jonah Hill's bullshit movie.. my life sucks.

Word!
Cause we need more songs about magic pies. Now that's rock n roll!

With fastandsloppy on this. Ava turned ole blue eyes out like a ten dollar trick.

The day when wanting a blow job is a gimmick, then this shit here is a wrap.

Well you could always get a Cherry 2000

you can HEAR my virginity? brilliant…Caret, you made my morning

She's all kinds of bland
Can she act? Yes is she any good at it? She's above average at best.

Wow.. no disrespect but lovely and sexy? I don't see it.

Well then it's settled.. tonight we ride to the house of Kruger and burn her as a witch! Laser eye surgery indeed! We know the truth Kruger. We. Know. The. Truth

No point actually, just wondering aloud.

Sweet smell of success
I never thought I'd make a killing off some guys "Integrity"

For some reason
Unless I missed it somewhere. Wasn't Metallica at that show?

It was the 90's :bad rap +bad rock = platinum selling super star status

Argh! Double post!

Are they blood diamonds?..
"No!".. gasp.. "are they Holocaust diamonds? "

Are they blood diamonds?..
"No!".. gasp.. "are they Holocaust diamonds? "

Well finished the article… Steve I apologize, because you sir are a comedic genius or you're a complete nut.

The Bob Dylan of our time?
I couldn't even read the entire article once he called eminem "the Bob Dylan of our time " I nearly choked to death from laughter. Did I step into a vortex? Someone made that statement with a straight face? Fuck you stout.

How bout a Thundarr the barbarian movie