Well, er, but he doesn't seem to run anything other than a law firm. . .you're sure you want to work at a law firm, now?

"'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum, and the evil one,
Crept up and slipped away with her, oh her, oh yeah."

When her car got stuck I was having the weird thought that she'd happened to roll into a drop site or something connected with the cartel, as little sense as that would make to use such a contrived way to connect her with the other half of the show to dubious benefit.

Yes

And ambiguously gay! He's the triple threat we all wish we could be.

This comment got me to wondering about whether I should make a flow chart of my sex life, which would also be a pretty big clusterfuck.

Oh, Lucifer, Dinesh and Gilfoyle's matching pajamas had me DYING.

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That was helpful, thanks. Y'all can goblin my pants and/or pillow my wussy anytime.

Chillwave I can get with; what I want to know is if any of you kids can explain vaporwave to me.

"Et tu, Batman?"
—-Cesar Romero

Pizza pizza!

Upvoted.

The Alpha Centauran was the best part, and should have been a far larger part of the episode.

Awww, I'm sure Woody is up there frolicking with your pussy in heaven now.

The jellybeans thing has been canonized by being mentioned in the Wikipedia article on the episode.

To be fair, she could wear a cape right now, and now that you mention it, why doesn't she?

Xanderpuss is the one on the right, right?

Ah, you're so young. I remember when we made Rabin resign from the 30 Rock beat with a tearful apology for his shortcomings as a reviewer and as a man. You kids ain't seen nothing when it comes to angry responses to reviews.

Also a good place to mention that I'm seriously convinced that the entire reason Hawley and company ended up naming the now-dead Stussy brother Ray was to add an extra little dollop of surrealism to the scene where the fate of Ray the human as Ray the kitten was explained by an actor named Ray.