Sorrey?

As Ronald Reagan once observed, the eight most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm Diablo Cody and I'm here to help."

Well, that's just poor decision-making.

Why in the name of fuck would I want to look hip and trendy, though?

You spread it on your toast?

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It is quite possibly the most Stephen King in one package ever. Savor It.

Due to an unfortunate typo, the headline reads Nicole Kidman's Cans Triumph

I'd just like to give a shout-out here to my favorite Pakistani immigrant I've had sex with, who happens to also be class of 2017.

I don't live too far from Kissimmee. Should I just go visit this place?

Armond White is actually the third person of the Space Trinity. Who knew?

I dunno, seems harmless at worst.

The rats would go on strike if they were asked to work with him.

As hesitant as I am to speak this way to someone with a username that awesome, what the fuck is wrong with you, man, don't even joke about things like that!

Further Inland Empire

I've just gotten today to the third new Twin Peaks episode and that features some quality tits.

It will be a documentary, about a typical weekend in my life.

♫Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Whiskey, rye, bourbon, and scotch
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was all over my crotch ♫

Burl, you are the living end!

Pop culture experiences I've had while tripping: