Perhaps that's why they're making a different game?

Minimum base to get to with Kirk's mother before she'll let you leave her house.

No need to embolden Putin any more, dude.

Animal sauce is basically just thousand island dressing, dude.

I think this version of Michael Meyers should be a comic actor who loves to dress up as wacky characters with weird accents and catch phrases.

What's the Frequency, Kenneth, is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.

Wait, but why are we still talking about Aziz now that we know Angela Bassett's in this?

Hey, if we're doing coke and talking Beatles here, count me in.

The Rani, duh.

Reread what I wrote, slower this time.

Truly it was the Age of Deep Throat.

♫ I.. . ..have become, full of young cum. ♫

♫ Weight ain't nothing but a number. . . ♫

This is why schools should provide more instruction to teens on the proper places to shove a banana.

I have an Instagram account where none of the pics have me in them, but now I'm wondering if I should just abruptly switch gears to putting up nothing but shirtless selfies.

Of course not, that was Bolivia, one of the native habitats of the spectacled bear.

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Oh for fuck's. . .please tell me now that Obama is not speaking at any HBCU commencements this year, because that would just be the cherry on the turd sundae.

Yes, the baby is actually Wilbur.