*slaps Xanderpuss in the face*
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Hold up, I'm still stuck on "overly detailed Naruto synopsis," I can't even get my mind around that concept.
I would have guessed the History Channel, for you.
Well, there are far stranger things to beat off to, certainly.
Well, I think it's inspiring in a way that technological advancements have enabled awkward social interactions that people a century ago could barely have even conceived of.
Serious question, though: it sounds like you're implying that the pregnancy was a surprise that she didn't mention before you actually met, is that right?
A gentleman would have stood on his seat to give her easy access without any strain. Just sayin.
You're telling me you've supposedly thought this through and you didn't even mention scenarios involving that prostitute from Total Recall? Pffft, amateur.
I like Varys, but he isn't much fun at orgies.
Kim will get hired to head the legal department at Gray Matter, she'll make millions in stock options, and other than her occasional wistiful might-have-beens about Jimmy, will generally live happily ever after.
Only one way to find out. We await your report from New Mexico jail.
Oh, go throw a dart in a lover's eye.
But if they don't, there'll be a drunken punch up at a wedding!
Some are born Ozzy, some achieve Ozzy, and some have Ozzy thrust upon 'em.
Baio: A man eat Skippy like that and he don't drink or smoke, he's going to die.
Waco Kid: When?
Achieve Ozzy Osbourne? What does that even mean?
He's above Streisand! Littlebitcher should just should up and like it.
Rick C137 in "Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind" appears to be shown to be placeable in an ordered list of Ricks, which implies countably infinite.