My personal favorite crackpot interpretation of the movie's philosophy was something in Science or maybe, less likely, Nature positing that it's a metaphor for the immune system, with the agents being, I guess, T-Cells and/or macrophages fighting off the infection. (I mean, I guess Smith was pretty up front about…

Oh crap, this is back already too? April really is turning out to be the television singularity we knew was coming.

I was not, which makes me feel slightly better.

I randomly dug up and listened to "Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (Elton John) today, and now this happens! Coincidence?

. . .what part of "not twins" wasn't clear?

Where's the Holiday Special fit into all this?

Hmmm. . .have the androids in that franchise ever been confirmed to be fully functional?

The A.V. Club

Well it's the M-I-crooked letter
Ain't no one better
And when I'm on the microphone you best to wear your sweater
Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails

Chicken dinner.

"Wait for the reveal, Morty. They love the slow reveal. It really gets their dicks hard.”

Now that I know that Fring's meth empire serves to enable these amazing deals on quality fast food, I'm a lot more conflicted about the ethics of it all.

You know what's good to help you stay awake? You guessed it, Frank Stallone crystal meth.

Upvoted.

My big groaner was that bit about Jimmy's half of the logo being a little crooked.

Not me, I never trust a person with multiple first names and no last name.

Whoa, sick burn out of nowhere on the Swedes!

Emily Dickinson: Werewolf Hunter

Oh, thank fuck, for a second there I thought you were suggesting we find a lady of a certain age to pee on it.

No chance he'll ever become famous enough for us to be reading his obituary.