Genetics have kicked in to give him an ailment similar to Chuck's, but tragically it isn't electricty he's hypersensitive to but pastry.

I assumed that the play button was left pressed so it started playing when he put the new battery in. I don't know how plausible that is but I can roll with it.

I spent a not-insignificant portion of my day fussing over a Word document for a client so that was. . .a little unsettling for me.

Oh, I wasn't able to watch in real-time last year otherwise I would have settled that debate for all y'all once and for all:

I haven't actually seen anything of his other than Breathless which. . .wait, does that make you a bigger hipster than me? That just feels wrong. Let us never speak of this again.

Ok, Jean-Luc.

I recognize him, just not as a funny person.

I got a biography of Murray Gell-Mann.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I want to subscribe to your bartender.

The AV Club

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Hmmm, well, when you put it that way, we'd be crazy not to do this!

Bad idea. Alec Baldwin's been known to claw people's eyes out out to defend his turf.

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You're the one who said it!

Well, I don't know if I'd go that far. . .

This has me imagining that Ryan Murphy is actually a puppet operated by Dave Coulier, so thank you for that.

Maybe

I didn't know about the Dead before but I'll say this: any man who's a fan of both the Minutemen and Phish is clearly a man who commands fear and respect.

March Madness is over, ya goon!