Hmm interesting point. . .is it possible to have the aneurysm burst from the strain before actually succeeding in the attempt or no? Are there any MDs in the house (this aside made me realize that there are a decent number of JDs who I've seen comment here but no MDs which. . .says somethin about something, I'm not…

So it's mind-blowingly awesome, then?

"Can I spit hot fire anymore?"
"Of course you can!"
"Well, I couldn't before!"

Well Tity Boi's not here so. . .I'll allow it. But you'd better watch yourself, counselor.

Yer dead, D.

Deezer is neither. . .loose nor tight
Deezer is neither. . .black nor white

I'd really much rather a bowel movement aneurysm because that has the more appropriate level of dignity.

Wait, you went to Stanford? Why did I not know that?

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I just want to add that I briefly misread your "Robert Frost" as "Robert Forster" which was pretty funny.

Now you're making me wish for a a car chase movie that uses "Fast Car" as a needle drop and improbably makes it work.

Ed, Edd, and Eddy and its animation style came up as a relatively brief aside during a conversation at work in the least few weeks or so, which may be the best single indicator that I've ended up working in a pretty good place.

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Dolphins are pretty rapey from what I've heard, those little scamps.

"You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Hot take: 4th of July fucking is some of the best fucking there is.

I've bowed to the power of Katy Perry since either that time in '09 or '10 when I was driving around for most of an afternoon and heard "California Gurls" played six times on four different radio stations, or that time James Franco used "Firework" to really connect on an emotional level with Kim Jong-un.