Well, you'll have a great story for the campaign trail, that's the important thing.

You're asking me to believe anyone's ever said that to Stamos?

Did Lori Loughlin have a catchphrase? She was the hottest one, though, so why can't she be President instead?

*Nickelback also gets pulled along for the ride*

So what you're saying is, you're ready to get freaky with us.

He's already outlasted Harrison the Elder, right? Does Harrison the Elder have a robot?

How do you know he's not an idiot savant, though?

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None, it ceased to have any meaning at least 25 years ago.

I'm partial to Donatello's David, myself.

The logical next step should have been porn, right?

Well, I hope they have lots of molly.

Ass to ass!

I thought it was because you ran out of weed.

If you're not teaching your children to swear properly, they'll just pick it up on the playground instead and fuck it all up.

I bet you wish now that you'd waited a bit longer instead of jumping on the first dinosaur that came your way.

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A young, creamy pope.

Suddenly those memes about Jesus riding dinosaurs got a lot more interesting.