Hey, don't lump the rest of us in with this! My attitude is basically, hey, if it keeps Ricky from canibalizing hobos or setting cars on fire, it's on balance harmless.
I think he was pretty clear that this is an imaginary thing. . .
I would have upvoted this if not for your parenthetical disclaimer. Don't be wishy washy, man: you need to believe wholeheartedly in your posts.
John Bolton had a thing against horses?
Holy fuck, Marvin Minsky died too? How did I not notice until now?
For some reason I keep seeing Sheeran repeatedly get highlighted on the profiles of people Tinder shows me and I find this confusing and mildly enraging.
The hell I'm not.
Crap, so little time to plan. . .AV Club coke orgy/wake, my place, 45 minutes, who's with me??
Surprised. . .and a little excited?
Wow, I really need to talk to my doctor about this option!
. . .seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
If only Paul Ryan had looked more to Nick Lowe for inspiration than Papa Roach he might have known what he had to do.
He's been hitting you up on Grindr, eh?
I thought it was a directive to use every last bit of the joint.
Man, I keep forgetting he's on that show then getting delighted anew every time I'm reminded. Is that legit the best thing he's ever done in his career?
So you're the one responsible for this.
Get him, boys!
Actually this was my AIM name. . .
Wait, we can get paid for this? Why didn't anybody tell me‽