Fun fact: I had to check, but not only is Paul Anka still alive, he got married to a woman half his age last year.

I Hope They Serve Twinks in Hell was going to be the title of idiotking's memoirs before Yiannopoulos defiled the idea.

Prince's "Pope" or GTFO.

Oh, I thought that was just Spanish for Bed-Stuy.

Yes. There is going to either be more seasons, or not.

♫ Young Popes be free tonight!
Time is on your side! ♫

I just had a three way yesterday, actually. . .

Isn't that the name of a bootleg Aerosmith demo?

Real Talk: as nifty as Olver's show can be, the peak of his entire career is probably his reading of the Bone Train bit in "Anatomy Park."

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My friend from college has a doctorate in math and that line is like his favorite thing ever.

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Because Lenny is an Abandoned Child Man!

Oh, good, you know about that. So probably you'll also understand what was going on that time you walked in on the cardinal choking Daddy with his bishopric.

Spock and Sherlock Holmes?

And so, intermittently, did a random hobo.

Mommy and Daddy wern't wrerstling either that time you walked in on them, kid.

I don't know what it says about me but the first thing I thought of when Lenny encountered the Bastard women in the garden was that part in Mitchell where Mitchell goes out to find, (I believe) "bastard" on his car.