I believe it's your job, nay, your public duty, as a writer to bring words like gadfly back into popularity.

Well, you're a dick!

Straight homophones like the Bering Strait, the Strait of Gibraltar, the Strait of Magellan. . .?

"Whoever wins. . .we lose."

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You dick!

Is there a particular reason that it's ramped up over that time period? A quick glance at Wikipedia tells me it's been around like 50 years but I think I only first heard about it and its dangers maybe eight years ago.

The Aristocrats, now, that's a joke!

Everybody's a winner with Doritos!

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You're right, the shakes really should have cocaine in them.

How about the Shamrock Shamrock Shake Shake, the Shamrock Shake-inspired dance craze brought to you by Ken Shamrock?

I had some orange-mint hookah last weekend.

"From McDonalds's school of sandwiches: what does not kill me makes me stronger."

Did y'all get tired of Stephen King?

I mean, we don't know the intimate details of how the conception actually went down, do we?

Give me a crow over a goose or a pigeon any day.

So he murdered a whole murder of crows? I have to admit, I kind of respect that.

Depends on how the test audiences like it.