Can we just assume I am? I bet you're happy to know how great I turned out!

You've fallen into the same trap Bill Murray did!

Oh come on, aren't you gripped by the question of whether the Young Pope fucks? That's what all the cool kids are into. I bet you don't even vape or enjoy cane sugar.

The funny part is, I actually am the offspring of a pair of unmarried teenagers. . .

Finger in the butt, but your mother uncharacteristically declined.

Even though this digression is less than 20 minutes old with only two comments, I am disappointed not to be too late to remind you all that there was an actual QL episode where Sam leaped into one of the space chimps.

Oooo-wee!

We said fucking, not fisting.

I'm expecting you two to start making out any minute now. . .

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The World Wide Web is a fine place, and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

If you want even nerdier, I must point out that there's room for an indefinitely long period of solo traveling between this story and the preceding one.

Good point. . .is it too late for our nation to steal him?

Well, except for Miss Piggy, obviously.

I'm upvoting this because I like the joke, but I want to state for the record that I am as sick of that overused fucking meme as I am of its Willy Wonka cousin.

Upvoted.

Keep it down, you two!

Fun fact: in the original story, Aladdin was actually Chinese.

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie!"

Upvoted.

Oh, crap, thanks for reminding me that I need to get around to watching Atlanta.