The fries themselves are unimpressive, but the animal-style option totally makes them.
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Which is ironic, since cities have the highest concentration of fairies.
. . .touché
Well, I mean, the possibility of magic is right there in the title, it shouldn't be hard to just roll with that as an explanation. Coleridge called it the Suspension of Disbelief and of Boobs.
Actually, I keep my blinds shut pretty much all the time: if they don't block lines of sight on the ætherial plane I'm sure that's not my fault.
Listen, I practice extensive nudity, and I don't need no magical jewelry to do it!
Hmmm, now I'm going to trying to decide all night whether Adderall is more enjoyable than cocaine. . .I think you might actually be right!
Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
I'm a nasty hombre, where do I fit in?
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Ok, but you WOULD use a ceremonial sword to cut the cake at this small ceremony, right?
Thanksgiving dinner just got a whole lot more fun!
Oh, like none of us would do the same if we found ourself commander-in-chief.
"First of all, never badmouth
synergy. . ."
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Well, the likes of Jerry Falwell Jr and Trump's evangelical supporters who've sold even the pretense of moral authority for politics would probably be the equivalent in this situation. (I did mean that Trump would be the Plainview in my scenario, but tbh I was pretty spaced out when I saw that movie myself, so I know…
If the Trump administration comes to an end more or less the same way There Will Be Blood did. . .well, that still probably won't be the strangest turn of events in this whole story.
White House brothel. You know it's coming.