I can beat that. My university's business school graduated the man who two weeks from today will become the most powerful useless, overpaid asshole in the world.

In your belly.

Well, ok, but we expect a graphically detailed report come Monday.

OMG, are you having a seizure?

That's the key to picking good dreams that people usually forget.

I loved that movie, but she still didn't win me over in it.

If he says yes, will you quit yer bitchin?

From clove cigarettes?

That's the 60s they say that about.

Yeah I'm relatively lukewarm on her myself but she killed it in that part.

Don't you think you'd remember if high school you had posted comments on a pop news article from the future?

Try adding mescaline to your tea.

"Fight Test"?

I get a frequent fucker discount.

If you replace pizza with sex, and Little Caesar's with your mom, I'm right there with you, buddy.

Assuming you're right about the CEOs, they don't believe in pizza science. That's what's holding our society back.

You need to apply the Glenn Beck whiteboard technique; I'm sure we can figure this out.

I want to hear more about the mystery skulls; what's the timestamp in the video I should start at?

. . .so, so cool.

You think Becker is the top in the relationship, then?